The SCREENsite Index of Material Wholly--
And We Do Mean Wholly--
Unrelated to the Study of Film and Television

We just index 'em, we don't endorse 'em.

• Steve's Ant Farm
  • A metaphor for our times. Updated every 5 minutes.

• Forensic Entomology
  • Using bugs to determine time of death. No. We're not kidding.

• Tasty Insect Recipes
  • Includes Banana Worm Bread and Rootworm Beetle Dip. Yum!

• See Fahrenheit.

• U.S. National Debt Clock
  • As of 01/24/96 at 07:36:02 AM PST each U.S. citizen's share of the national debt was $18,887.14.

• Weird Fact of the Day
  • Did you know: A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water?

• Paul's Refrigerator
  • Includes the temperature of a can of Diet Coke in there, too. In both Fahrenheit and Celsius!

• Joelogon's Foolproof Guide to Making Any Woman Your Platonic Friend
  • "I just want to be friends." Is there any crueler phrase in the English language?

• Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches
  • It's a breakfast cereal! No, it's an incendiary device! Wait: it's both!

• Keyboard Nipple Survey
  • And where are the nipples on your keyboard?
• Greg's Nipple Server
  • Vote on the color, perkiness, panache, and overall nipplish quality of Greg's nipple. Updated daily.

• The Camille Paglia Authenticator
  • The Pagliameter determines whether or not you're dealing with the authentic Camille Paglia.